Author: SlowX

27 Aug

Still ♥ing…

Too soon? Too obvious? Does it matter?

07 Aug

Antisocial TIN

Wrapped around my own little finger the hammer bangs and bangs. “What you got there?” the guy next to me asked. “Those seem like some long nails.” Yeah, they are,” I replied. “They’re ‘Ted’ inch nails.” He looked at me confused as hell. “My name’s ‘Ted.’” I reluctantly added as I resumed hammering. Yeah, welcome […]

14 Jul

Damn Words.

In my head it all makes sense. On the superficial level, I tell people that up is down, left is right, night is day and all that “opposite” crap. That’s stuff that’s easy to explain and many simply accept it, even if they can’t imagine it. Yet it’s a lie, like the superficial definition of […]

11 May

Primetime Irony

I can’t watch “Glee” Yes, it’s true. Because I was a “band fag” in high school (that’s what the jocks and burnouts called us), I can relate to a lot of the abuse handed out to the students on that show, and I 100% support teaching arts in high school. But “Glee” is just not […]

10 May


One should never take the powers of one’s Random Thought Generator lightly peanut heaven dog clean. Damn, let me turn this off…. Anyway, it’s fun for a while, but then things just get confusing and stressful. Like, it’s hard to tell if after getting out of bed you want to take a bath or eat […]

10 Apr

Letter to Politician

Dear Politician, Congratulations on not shutting down the government. I can only imagine what a bad mark that would have on your career if it happened while you were in office. However, due to the cuts and “compromises” that have led to this recent budget, and the subsequent increased tax burden to people like me, […]

07 Apr


She convulsed her way up the stairs. One full-body spasm after the other guided each foot up, step after step. It looked like it would take her forever, but we were all in a rush so we passed her. Yet who knows? She could have been royalty, Tom Cruise in drag, or the President of […]

27 Dec

Back in Web

Been gone for a while, and now I’m back. But some links ain’t quite working right, some stuff’s missing, etc. So for now be happy that I’m returning, but come back “soon” for the whole fiesta. Thanks.

10 Mar


Amazing but “true” video…! Looks like they were right: It’s all my fault!

02 Mar

Look at These Thises

I’ve got some pics and stuff that are worth sharing with you, the world. Hope you dig.